Monday, March 03, 2014

What I Know For Sure At 48

On March 2nd 1966 a whole lotta luv exploded onto the earth. Yes, its the day I was born. I never thought much about turning 48 when I was young and doing young folks thangs, and its not that I'm old - just a little wiser.  Some stuff you forget, but these are a few that I remembered and  know for sure.

You can follow me on Twitter to keep up - Miss WandaLuv #wikfsat48 

Can you imagine how many there will be when I hit the ripe old age of 100? Ooooooowwwwww...^_~

#wikfsat48 - don't get your eyebrows waxed by people who don't speak your language. What up baldilocks.

#wikfsat48 - Side titty makes for a good cleavage booster. Embrace your side titty with pride

  • #wikfsat48 - When he says he'll call he will...he just won't call you

  • #wikfsat48 - I don't think that's baby hair at 48. That's more like thin on the verge of going bald. Stop the madness. 

  • #wikfsat48 - Being engaged for 20 years means you're single. Saddown somewhere with ya used ass

    • #wikfsat48 - You think you're the only one but EVERYBODY can see your facial hair.

      • #wikfsat48 - Oral sex does nothing for oral hygiene. Don't fall for the weiner pleader.
      • #wikfsat48 - Sexting was created by a little fella.
      • #wikfsat48 - There has to be more to the Eve and the apple story. Ain't no way a Granny Smith caused all of this.
      • #wikfsat48 - I had relations with a black gorilla. That I know for sure.
      • #wikfsat48 - I've never owned a little black dress...they've always been plus size.

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