10. If you dream about food and start choking in your sleep.
9. If your meals are planned out for the year with snacks included...fatass.
7.Instead of washing food stains out of your clothes you lick them clean.
6.You have a strategic plan to eat the leftovers from other people's plate.
5. Your dinner table looks like a all you can eat buffet every night.
4. You knock an 85 year old lady over trying to get the last truffle on the plate.
3.You go out to eat by yourself and tell people its date night with Mac (and Cheese) Salisbury(Steak)
2. You make biscuit and gravy cookies.
1. Instead of praying you start singing, "Memories....like the corners of my mind...", "And IIIIIIIIIIII, will always love yoooooooou...", "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." fatass